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Apr 23, 2014 / 216,658 notes

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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maritzac:

what boxes
Apr 23, 2014 / 194,003 notes

maritzac:

what boxes

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Apr 23, 2014

I just heard someone say “I won’t be stranded on this continent if they don’t have enough yogurt”. How much yogurt do you possibly need?

Apr 23, 2014 / 35,341 notes
Apr 23, 2014 / 307,457 notes

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

image

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Apr 23, 2014 / 99,782 notes

relahvant:

twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

australian media is the best bc they just dont care

(via forward)

Apr 23, 2014 / 53,519 notes

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

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Apr 22, 2014 / 332,695 notes

funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

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Apr 22, 2014 / 205,929 notes

6 Types of Love

Eros
a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love

Ludus
a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once

Storge
an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity

Pragma
love that is driven by the head, not the heart

Mania
obsessive love; experience great emotional highs and lows; very possessive and often jealous lovers

Agape
selfless altruistic love; spiritual

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benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration
Apr 22, 2014 / 288,208 notes

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

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